Monday, October 13, 2003

Weekend Wordosity

* I’m incorrigible.  You couldn’t corrige me with a steam-driven corrigator. 

* Dad always referred to a pina colada as a “penis colossus.” I now see he passed this tendency down to me, because whenever I open a bottle of pinot grigio, my current favorite white wine both for drinking and cooking, I can’t help but mutter something to myself about what I have in mind for the “penis egregious.” But at least I say it very, very quietly. 

The foregoing are examples of my current favorite neologism, one which was well-received by a variety of semi-toasted intellectual types all weekend long: WORDOSITY, or wordacious in the intransitive voice (yeah I probably got that wrong but I’m on a roll so just leave me an open road and don’t get yer fingers near my moving parts).  As in “My wordosity is boundless and unfettered.” I’d better get off-line before I dig this hole any deeper.  Thank you for your support.

How about wordalicious?

wordicious is wordtastic

nothing to do with your post (which was lovely, by the way), but I wanted to tell you that I met someone last night who reminds me of you. Except I think that you are taller and better with words. He was at my local coffee shop, and as I talked to him I kept distracting myself with thoughts of how he looked like you.

well, last night that didn’t happen to me.  on the other hand, i greatly appreciated reading your worditude.  or perhaps it should be wordicity.  or worditudicity.  i don’t know.  sometimes it seems like the more syllables the better ... except of course for the boundless and unfettered bits which i find mildly alarming.  in any case, enjoy the penis egregious and keep those recipes coming!  (so to speak.)

Yeah - Don’t drink and blog.  This is a bit of advice that sober Bobby tries really hard to relay to drunk Bobby.

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