Monday, December 23, 2002

You know, don’t you, how

You know, don’t you, how it pains me not to be able to share my deepest thoughts and most intimate ramblings with a billion strangers each and every day.  But today is a “take it the hell easy why the hell don’tcha” kinda day and I’ll have to try to be more provocative and creative when I damn well feel like it.  In the meantime, so as to be as little lame as possible, I reproduce (heh) the following excerpts from a list of items found on less-than-stellar performance evaluations:

3.  I would not allow this employee to breed
5.  works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
8.  delusions of adequacy
9.  sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
10.  depriving a village of an idiot
15.  doesn’t have ulcers, but is a carrier
16.  I would like to go hunting with him sometime
19.  has a knack for making strangers immediately
24.  prime candidate for natural deselection.
30.  If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean.
35.  The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.