Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Back to Words: My New Catchphrases

I’m glad that the photos of Zach are so popular.  Even though he’s my own boy, it’s easy to belive that he’s especially fun to watch and look at, but that could be a father’s pride.  However, I’m not going to post photos of him that are shot so poorly that he looks drunk, drugged, or mad at me.  So sorry, folks, if you’re here for photos instead of words - my world is turning back into my world, and right now the words are all I have.  Words, and a handful of underexposed photos of the boy acting unphotogenic.  But those, I keep purely for purposes of future extortion, not general public entertainment.

So: words.  Here are two phrases I now am able to enjoy saying on a semi-regular basis, that previously were not part of my usual repertoire:

* Care for some bouncy-seat action?
* All the good nipples are dirty.

Use them in good health.  Aunt Heather comes into town to visit this evening from Huntington Mills, PA.  She’s a lot of fun and I’m looking forward to seeing her.  So let’s get on with this day already!  My seat’s a-bouncing and that doesn’t look too dirty to me....