Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Eat Me

Damn. Some girls fret about their weight.  Some just eat 65 hard-boiled eggs in seven minutes.  I don’t know if I could even watch that.  A mouth like this one holds great promise - and even greater risk.  A wise man will keep his hands and arms inside the viewing platform at all times.  Didn’t you see what happened to that turducken?