Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Exductive Reasoning

The CNN News Headline on my GMail page reads: “Investigators Hope Testing Will Reveal Source of E.Coli.” I don’t think you need a fancy degree and a biohazard burkha to answer that one, chumbly.  The source of the E.Coli outbreak is ASS.  A BUTT is where it is from.  Evidence points to RUMP.

Let me know if you have any other science stumpers for me.  If it has to do with ASSHAZARDS I may be able to advise you.  Meantime, in other news: Popeye Asks Bluto for Another Roll of Tissue; Olive Oyl Frets.