Wednesday, November 15, 2006

From Page 26 (sportsmen’s paraphernalia) of the Sierra Trading Post “Sierra Outdoor” Catalogue, W’06

* 9 mm neoprene reinforced with Kevlar®.
* Rubber-coated ends
* Sounds of prey in distress quickly bring predators into view.
* Call in your limit
* Jezebel Twist Tone Duck
* Blows wet
* Final Flight Goose Flute captures the mellow tunes of the Canada Goose.
* Mouth Adjustable Grunt/Bleat
* Reproduce bleats, mews, estrous does, grunts and intense popping
* …Diaphragm allows you to mimic bulls, cows and calves.  Simply flip over for versatility.
* 42 lb. cocking effort
* Discriminating airgunners

Okay you discriminating airgunners, bring on your worst.  I expect a wet and intensely popping wednesday.  That’s why I’m mouth-adjustable and Kevlar-reinforced.  And now I’m outta here.  It’s time to call in my limit.