Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Hey Beardo!

A list: of hipster beards, appearing now on self-satisfied faces in your downtown arts district TONIGHT!

The C. Everett Koopinator (or Funky Mennonite)
The Grizzly Damn
The Ornette Lipdribble
The VanDyke Hootchieface
The Imperial Roachtrooper
The RenFaerie
The Kareem Abdul Chingrizzle
Stan Lee’s BattleBurns
The Beardo Royale (also available with cheese)
The F. U. Manchu