Wednesday, October 16, 2002

I am led to believe

I am led to believe that starfish have no brains.  They have a sucking orifice and a horny beak, but no higher functions.  I wouldn’t hold it against them, though.  I’d never ask my starfish to do logic games or for an opinion on current events.  Starfish are good for some things that don’t require thinking.  This is a great comfort to me.