Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Interpretate This, Suckah!

So I’m in the midst of reading budget submissions from our 99 grantees.  Some are really high quality, and some make me wonder.  Like the one that wants to use our money to pay for, among other things, “interpretator services.” I suppose that “interpreters” merely interpret, but “interpretators” actually interpretate.  And that sounds so much more important and official, in a GWBush administratation way.  When you interpretate the testimonony you amelioratate the proprietaty of the litigatation.  Come on, people.  Interpretators sound like spuds that can speak different languages.  And the little ones are interpretator tots. 

Proposal: please give us money so we can buy a freaking dicktionary.  Of course, that one’s open to interpretatation.