Friday, October 28, 2005

Kong Me

I don’t know about you but I had a very productive day today.  I attended a long meeting at which I helped determine the distribution of nearly a million dollars of grant funds.  I knew what I was talking about and kept up with the facts and figures.  I ate well at lunch and didn’t fall asleep during the post-candy-binging afternoon session.  All in all, not a bad day.

But that was not all.... I also was able to assemble this important list of the....

KONGS THEY LEFT BEHIND ON SKULL ISLAND:

Bling Kong (he roams the jungle at night)
Ding Kong (with a delicious cremey center)
Ring Kong (the one Kong that rules them all)
Sting Kong (charismatic frontman)
Oglethorpe (not much of a Kong)
Schwing Kong (bummed that he missed both Faye Wray and Jessica Lange)
Cling Kong (keeping your flavors fresh in the fridge)
Thing Kong (could kick Ben Grimm’s ass)
Merovingian Kong (basically like King, but all fancy and like that)
Hong Kong (this is a Chinese city, not a giant monkey)

Have a good weekend and make sure you pick up the right monkey.