Tuesday, September 24, 2002

maybe im gonna get in

maybe im gonna get in trouble for this but i can’t keep anything to myself.  an inexplicably popular toy-distribution and grease-recycling conglomerate has been named defendant in a lawsuit filed in California, seeking to get ‘prop 65 warnings’ posted at their refectories statewide.  these warnings must be posted, per state law, wherever known carcinogens are found in sufficient quantity to have a potential impact on human health, including fetal health.  the crux of the suit is the discovery of large amounts of acralymide in their ubiqutious friez.  as it turns out, the carcinogen appears to be created naturally through the frying process itself; it’s unavoidable even at home but somebody’s suing the clown over it anyway.  does this make mcD’s an innocent victim?  it would be tempting to think so… but then i learn that the world’s most popular computer game, a fetish for millions of all ages, has just contracted with the arch nemisis to be included in its upcoming new version.  the burgermeister tried to get the gamemakers to render their swill as the most ‘nutritous’ (efficient) food in the game, but there was resistance… thankfully…