Thursday, March 13, 2003
My lilsis just notified me
My lilsis just notified me of breaking news: Advances in a field I’d thought had been fully developed. Turns out it was the work of a fevered and understimulated copywriter, but I still thought the headline was chuckleworthy.
For the record, I’m not in favor of 60-year-old high school teachers coming on to their students, and especially not in favor of school districts or others who are in loco parentis letting such behavior continue. But I am in favor of amusing double entendres in newspaper headlines. I especially like the commands at the top of the page: Save, email and print this; it’s most popular!