Thursday, March 13, 2003

My lilsis just notified me

My lilsis just notified me of breaking news: Advances in a field I’d thought had been fully developed.  Turns out it was the work of a fevered and understimulated copywriter, but I still thought the headline was chuckleworthy. 

For the record, I’m not in favor of 60-year-old high school teachers coming on to their students, and especially not in favor of school districts or others who are in loco parentis letting such behavior continue.  But I am in favor of amusing double entendres in newspaper headlines.  I especially like the commands at the top of the page: Save, email and print this; it’s most popular!

that's just the way it seemed to me at 11:11 AM

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