Thursday, April 13, 2006

Pesach Risin’

Good yontiv to you all – as far as I can tell it’s Passover already, though I somehow had it in my head that it started tonight, which I guess is what you get when you have a holiday that runs eight days straight.  So muncha matzo, snatch an afikomen, get your moror on, and so on with all that pesachdik chazzerai. 

If you’d like a copy of my hagadah (guide to observing the Passover feast, or to understanding the prior sentence) just shoot me an email.  It’s been freshly re-edited and revised for this year, and runs about 50 pages of seder text plus a havdalah service and some introductory material.  It comes with your choice of supermodel too.* Meantime, I’m getting excited about my upcoming feast and celebration this Saturday with the old crowd, significantly supplemented with some key new players.  As for now, though, I guess I’ll leave you with a short list of REJECTED PLAGUES:

* Runny curds and lumpy gravy
* Papyrus cuts
* Hieroglyphics coming to life and messing with folk
* SBDs
* Pyramids (more of them) (lots)
* Hipsters
* Loss of Sphinx control
* Forgs
* Junk Faxes
* Mariachis

Floss regularly to prevent plague buildup, and have a delightful evening. 

*Sorry, supermodels have already been claimed.  Let me know if you need anything else super and I’ll check the backstock.  I mean, the super-backstock.