Friday, March 19, 2004

Polyp People

The Olney Daily Mail provides this valuable piece of journalistic insight: hornrims, a green plastic bucket on the head, and a sateen bodysuit shaped like surplus biology will make the young laugh at you, and the elderly will cower in disgust.  If you called yourself a Roma Tomato, the world would love you.  Call yourself a Polyp Man, though, and nobody is going to take you serious-like.  (tragically, this is clearly a transsexual polyp person, as it’s a woman dressed as a male Mr. Polyp.  Imagine the ribbing she took in gym class...)