Friday, May 09, 2008

Postlet: People Fated By Their Names

Justice is a lousy poet:

The man accused of driving with a .23 blood alcohol content and ramming another vehicle because he thought, erroneously, it was being driven by his dad: He’s Litt. 

The woman gearing up for litigation over having been exposed to inappropriately sexual materials at an Urban Outfitter’s store: She’s a MILF. 

This post brought to you by People Fated By Their Names: “I blame society, sure, but mostly I blame geneology.”