Friday, October 27, 2006

Random Adages - as the door hits my ass on my way out

It’s time for me to leave - I’m heading out for a week with various subunits of my family.  It will be a fun trip and I may even have amusing anecdotes to report upon my return, but I make no representation that I’ll be updating this bad boy while I’m on the road. 

However, in my frenzy to get everything done before I leave, I do think it’s a good time to disgorge a small handful of weird phrases that I’ve had floating around my head lately, and that have wound up in my memopad with no where else to turn for public humiliation - hence:

* I’ve got an aglet for your grommet.
* Filling may be hot.  Damn hot.
* By the gladsome stank of Dan Tanna’s bandana!
* It’s one thing to be ignorant - another altogether to be stupid.
* Is the glass half-full with liquid gold.... or is this your urine sample? 

You can see why I was loathe to keep those to myself.  Enjoy them till I get back, at which time I’ll be expecting a full report.