Monday, June 02, 2003

Reprinted from the WSJ by

Reprinted from the WSJ by the Daily Fix:

“Bacardi USA has brought out Turi, a high-end vodka from Estonia. The Miami-based unit of Bacardi Ltd. has been spotlighting Turi at high-profile events such as the Costume Institute gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York on May 4. On June 4, members of New York’s fashion scene will drink Turi at a KY Jelly event, where they will learn new uses for the product such as hair styling and massage. Bacardi is privately held and has no problem bringing the brand along slowly.”

I don’t care how slowly you go, KY jelly is not for hair styling.  And as for massage, that’s not what I meant.  Oh, and by the way, what exactly do you mean when you refer to a “KY Jelly event”?  Does it mean I have to wear a hat?  Even if it musses up my hair?  Maybe I can find another place to wear it.  KY Jelly has so many uses, especially for those in the “fashion scene.” When pants are that tight, a fellow has to use the resources at hand. 

Maybe later in the evening they’ll drink KY at a Turi vodka event.  I sense synergy.