Friday, August 02, 2002

so they said they’d run

so they said they’d run out and get some craft supplies for the wedding, and then we’d go kayaking.  Two hours later they’re still drawing maps of the tables and talking about high school yell leader tryouts.  I’m surrounded by very high definition sound and video equipment showing a breathtaking variety of violent fantasies, and I have to maintain my equilibrium.  Regardless, it would be cool to fill the hot tub with sterno and find a cherry bomb somewhere… the gazebo would certainly make a good photo opportunity as it immolated....