Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Take an acronym and call me in the morning

So I’m driving along and I see a store that specializes in Macintosh computer products.  It’s called “M.A.C.” The sign in front clarifies that’s supposed to stand for the “Macintosh Everything Center.”

You see the problem, don’t you?  If my computer dealer can’t handle a straightforward T.L.A., I am not going to let him handle my CPU (computer pomade unicorn).  I’m thinking of calling Steve Jobs and telling him to dumb it down a little. He’s obviously overestimated his retailers’ sophistication.