Friday, December 19, 2003

Two Random Food-Related Ruminations

* I was thinking that it would be cool if there were some cheap steakhouse where you could order your food and have a big pimp get you all wasted and ply you with all sorts of illicit activities as they prepare your surf and turf.  Snoop Dogg would be the maitre’ de.  It would be called The Shizzler.

* Someone was trying to convince me that it was good to be copied.  “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” she told me.  “Yeah,” I replied, “and it’s the cheapest form of vanilla.”

Time for supper.  Or couldn’t you tell?