Tuesday, August 27, 2002

unngh…. Lorna got back from

unngh.... Lorna got back from 3 weeks in Hawaii and brought me a box of candy - ToffeeMacs, which are little square lozenges of milk chocolate-enrobed crunchy toffee with macadamia nurts.  Eighteen come in a box; serving size is four.  One serving contains 43% of a standard dude’s RDA of saturated fat.  Guess how many hours it took me to eat the whole box?  (hint: I didn’t go to visit Helen Jane today - so I had that special bitterness hunger, makes me eat out of spite...) Freaking ToffeeMacs be pimping me nasty like a ToffeeMacDaddy.  Need roughage… and the big green couch…