Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Zachary’s One: the Ode of Joy

Howdy there Zachary
Sharp as a tackery
Big daddy Mackery
Power my factery
with Blockage and tacklery
and Hydraulic jackery
so Spit your tobaccary
Till the walls are all spacklry
Just give it a crackery
because You’ve got the knackery
No absence or lackery
In your backpackery
It’s straight off the rackery
The cards are all stackery
It’s a kick in the sackery
so Hush all that yakkery
Don’t give me your flackery
Medical quackery
Computerized hackery
Raising your hacklery
Invading Iraqeri
or You’ll get a smackery
Totally wackery
but You’re cool and slackery
Right on the trackery
Tactile, olfac’ery
yeah, I’ve got your backery
So drink a big daiquiri
Turkish Arakiri
Shake your maracari
Happy Day Zachary
Zachary’s one!